Perma DeathMini GolfAdventureDifficultCasualActionPsychological HorrorMultiplayer
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
- Developer
- Hmph. Studios
- Publisher
- Hmph. Studios
- Release date
- December 16, 2025
- Platforms
- Windows
- AppID
- 3811890
Is anyone still playing This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?
Are people playing it now?
We don't have player counts for this game yet.
Which languages?
Available in 8 languages. Full audio in 1 of them.
What do players say?
90% of 11 reviews are positive. Steam rating: Positive.
How much is it in the United States store?
$4.99, not on sale right now.
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Reviews
Positive · 90% · 11 reviews
Price
$4.99
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Language support
English, German, Japanese, Korean, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Latin American Spanish
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