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Messiah Simulator
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
- Developer
- Patrick Gallaway
- Publisher
- Pontius Pilates Publishing
- Release date
- May 11, 2026
- Platforms
- Windows
- AppID
- 4666780
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