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Calm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
- Developer
- Cartboard Games
- Publisher
- Cartboard Games
- Release date
- September 8, 2016
- Platforms
- Windows
- AppID
- 502940
Is anyone still playing Calm Down, Stalin?
Are people playing it now?
Barely: only 1 players right now.
Observed 2026-11-10 18:02 UTC
Which languages?
Available in 2 languages.
What do players say?
90% of 1,053 reviews are positive. Steam rating: Very Positive.
How much is it in the United States store?
$3.99, not on sale right now.
Playing now
1
24h peak
1
Reviews
Very Positive · 90% · 1,053 reviews
Price
$3.99
Recent news
No news in the last 30 days.
Language support
English, Russian
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