Behold the Kickmen
ActionSportsIndieCasualFootball (Soccer)

Behold the Kickmen

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Developer
Size Five Games
Publisher
Size Five Games
Release date
July 20, 2017
Platforms
Windows · macOS
AppID
529440

Is anyone still playing Behold the Kickmen?

Are people playing it now?

Nobody was playing when we last checked.

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Which languages?

Available in 1 languages. Full audio in 1 of them.

What do players say?

85% of 375 reviews are positive. Steam rating: Very Positive.

How much is it in the United States store?

$3.99, not on sale right now.

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Reviews
Very Positive · 85% · 375 reviews
Price
$3.99

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Language support

English

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