Trump please calm down
Time ManagementCasualSimulationJob SimulatorPhysics3DFirst-PersonDark Humor

Trump please calm down

A single-player physics comedy about two unruly hands and one very busy presidential desk. Answer calls, sign papers, dodge office disasters and keep a fictional market afloat through 17 story workdays and an escalating endless mode.

Developer
烟雨平生
Publisher
烟雨平生
Release date
October 15, 2026
Platforms
Windows
AppID
5301990

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English, Simplified Chinese, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Russian, Turkish, Japanese, Polish, Thai, Swedish, Traditional Chinese, Dutch, European Portuguese, Vietnamese, Arabic, Korean

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