Porch Pirate Defender
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Porch Pirate Defender

Porch pirates keep stealing your parcels? Time for payback. Build a booby-trapped box of glitter, paint and firecrackers, set it on the porch and watch from the window as sneaky thieves grab it… and get launched into a cloud of color.

Developer
Hofmann Computer Systems e.U.
Publisher
Hofmann Computer Systems e.U.
Release date
March 31, 2027
Platforms
Windows
AppID
5404210

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English, German, Spanish, Traditional Chinese, European Portuguese

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