Think of the Children
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Think of the Children

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

Developer
Jammed Up Studios
Publisher
Surprise Attack
Release date
October 19, 2017
Platforms
Windows
AppID
573600

Is anyone still playing Think of the Children?

Are people playing it now?

Nobody was playing when we last checked.

With this few players online, multiplayer matches may take a while.

Observed 2026-11-11 08:17 UTC

Which languages?

Available in 1 languages. Full audio in 1 of them.

What do players say?

66% of 105 reviews are positive. Steam rating: Mixed.

How much is it in the United States store?

$9.99, not on sale right now.

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Reviews
Mixed · 66% · 105 reviews
Price
$9.99

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Language support

English

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