HOLY COW! Milking Simulator
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HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

Ever tried milking yourself while avoiding lawnmowers, butcher knives and sharks at the same time? Beat hundreds of levels and thousand of enemy waves in the endless journey to fill up the milk tank!

Developer
Space Boat Studios
Publisher
Space Boat Studios
Release date
December 2, 2021
Platforms
Windows
AppID
841110

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Which languages?

Available in 9 languages. Full audio in 1 of them.

What do players say?

90% of 11 reviews are positive. Steam rating: Positive.

How much is it in the United States store?

$0.79, down 84% from $4.99.

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Language support

English, Polish, French, German, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Japanese, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian

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